Let's Be Things from Seinfeld Episodes: Part II

I'm the piece of fruit that Jerry and George bicker over like an old married couple. I'm the AIDS Ribbon. Who doesn't want to wear me? WHO?!?!?! There's good naked and bad naked. I'm Kruger Industrial Smoothing: "We don't care, and it shows!"

I'm the piece of fruit that Jerry and George bicker over like an old married couple.

by Anonymousreply 16December 23, 2021 8:04 AM

I'm the AIDS Ribbon. Who doesn't want to wear me? WHO?!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 1August 30, 2021 4:50 AM

There's good naked and bad naked.

by Anonymousreply 2August 30, 2021 4:53 AM

I'm Kruger Industrial Smoothing: "We don't care, and it shows!"

by Anonymousreply 3August 30, 2021 4:54 AM

I'm Kramer's blood up inside Jerry, borrowing things from his blood.

Jerry can feel this.

by Anonymousreply 4August 30, 2021 5:03 AM

I'm the pudding skin singles that caused so much blood transfer. Worth it!

by Anonymousreply 5August 30, 2021 5:08 AM

I'm the greedy profit participants refusing to give syndication points to the supporting casts.

by Anonymousreply 6August 30, 2021 5:16 AM

I'm Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld burning pillowcases full of money on Jason Alexander's doorstep.

by Anonymousreply 7August 30, 2021 5:18 AM

I'm Kramer's wide lanes on the Arthur Burkhardt Expressway. The City's gonna go ape!

by Anonymousreply 8August 30, 2021 6:32 AM

Jimmy is Jimmy, and you know, Jimmy is pretty sweet on YOU.

by Anonymousreply 9September 4, 2021 3:01 AM

I'm the half a pound of turkey Kramer so carelessly and wastefully ditched because there was no Dijon.

by Anonymousreply 10September 4, 2021 3:08 AM

I'm the mango that makes men become mildly aroused.

by Anonymousreply 11September 4, 2021 3:09 AM

I'm The Wiz. Nobody beats me!

by Anonymousreply 12September 4, 2021 3:20 AM

I’m Dr. Pimple Popper, MD.

by Anonymousreply 13September 4, 2021 1:11 PM

I'm just a salad...just a salad...just a salad...

by Anonymousreply 14September 4, 2021 4:19 PM

I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien!

by Anonymousreply 15September 4, 2021 4:20 PM

I’m the pen George won’t carry in his pocket because he’s afraid it’ll puncture his scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 16December 23, 2021 8:04 AM

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